This weekend we will be renaming our Pina Colada cocktail to “Large Hadron Colada”.

If you have too many, your night may become a black hole.

For those who manage to drink their Large Hadron Colada at 99.99998% of the speed of light, the next on is on the house!

Please feel free to continue the bad physics jokes in the comments section…

UPDATE:

My mate Mike has better photoshop skills than me

Tiki Lounge and Bar is a very popular venue for parties and other functions.  In the last few months we have helped to host dozens of parties in our recently redressed Bachelor Pad section.   The Bachelor Pad section of the bar is hidden away in the corner of the venue and is dominated by The Most Comfortable Couch in Melbourne™ and the original 50’s style freestanding bar from which we served our first cocktail many many moons ago.

To put cherry on the cake (so to speak) we recently took delivery of a set of back-issues of Bachelor Pad Magazine to help complete the Bachelor Pad experience.

For Functions, the whole  Bachelor Pad (including the dance floor) is able to be curtained off for privacy and can hold around 50 people quite comfortably.  Whilst we don’t yet offer a full bar service from the lovely Bachelor Pad bar, we can offer you your very own bartender serving a selection of beer, wine and soft drink or even a batch of one of our premium cocktails served as a “punch” from either an oversized clam shell or a pirate’s treasure chest.

For food we offer a selection of gourmet pizzas, nibble platters or fruit platters.  For something more extravagant try one of our seafood platters or flambe fruit selections served with delicious flaming Inner Circle rum!  Give us a call so we can help you plan your classy and civilised cocktail party in a unique tropical atmosphere.

Below is a gallery of images from the Bachelor Pad.  Click through to view!

This Saturday September 13th sees the unstoppable, versatile and talented Stacey Broughton perform at Tiki Lounge and Bar backed by a band led by local guitarist Doug De Vries.  Stacey will be putting her own twist on classic jazz standards.

Band starts around 9pm.  $8 cc.

 Hi All!

Well, it’s almost that time of year again!  The Melbourne Fringe Festival’s 2008 Season is nearly upon us!  This year sees local undead aficionado, Sam O’Reilly fortifying his home against a horde of animated corpses, and he would cordially like to invite you to join him.

We met Sam a few months ago at our Melbourne Zombie Shuffle afterparty.  Sam explained how he was planning a show which features the terrible disfiguring facial tumour disease that is ravaging Australia’s Tasmanian Devil population.  Sam’s show will be donating money to the Save the Tasmanian Devil Program and Appeal (www.tassiedevil.com.au).

The Tiki Bar will be helping out by hosting a Fundraiser event in association with Sam’s Fringe Festival show on Saturday October 11th.  Please come down to the bar to enjoy the festivities whilst helping to protect Australia’s unique wildlife.  There will be Zombie movies on the big screen, Zombie cocktails all night, tunes provided by DJ Billie Jazz, and a special cabaret performance.  We encourage people to wear costumes, so dust off the gear you wore to the shuffle, and come along!   Fundraiser starts at 8pm.  There will be a door charge of  $15 which will be donated to the Save the Tasmanian Devil Program and Appeal.

Night of the Devil Zombies

VENUE
“The Safe House”
Meet in Northcote RSL Carpark off Dennis St
7.30pm-9.00pm Wednesday 24th September- Sunday 28th September
7.30pm-9.00pm Wednesday 1st October-Saturday 4th October
8.00pm-9.30pm Sunday 5th October
8.00pm-9.30pm Wednesday 8th October-Sunday 12th October

INFO
0427 268 724
nightofthedevilzombies@samuraiav.com.au

TICKETS
Book Online at www.melbournefringe.com.au or call 03 9660 9666
Full $23
Concession/Group 8 or more/tightarse tuesday/opening night $18