This weekend we will be renaming our Pina Colada cocktail to “Large Hadron Colada”.

If you have too many, your night may become a black hole.

For those who manage to drink their Large Hadron Colada at 99.99998% of the speed of light, the next on is on the house!

Please feel free to continue the bad physics jokes in the comments section…

UPDATE:

My mate Mike has better photoshop skills than me